Shirt slogan dilemma...Help!

In my last post I showed you the skirt that we(my running partner Angie and I) decided on for the Nashville Half coming up in a little over a week.  We already have the shirt, we went with an Under Armour, black, sleeveless tank.

  I have a friend who owns a T-shirt printing shop so she has volunteered to put what ever we want on the shirts. 
Now, for the dilemma.  We need a slogan for our shirt. There are several that we found that we like and some we found made us roll on the floor but were probably a little on the offensive side.
Here are some of our options:

Front: I want to run with the Kenyans
Back: Where'd  they go?!?

We all can't be the princess, someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.

Half Marathon Mommy 13.1 miles of peace and quiet

You say I run like a girl... If you ran a little faster you could too!

I'm not a slow runner....I just act like one to mess with your mind.

There are so many cute slogans! HELP!!! I have to have it by this Friday so the shirt is ready by race day.

What are your favorite running slogans? Please share!
Grace and peace,